Ya know...I like wearing sexy lacy panties.
But the lace rips too easily. So you end up with a collection of torn sexy lacy panties that make you look like a dirty whore that either:
A) Can't afford replacements
or
B) Just got laid ever so violently
when
C) All you did was your laundry
So in conclusion, not-as-sexy non-lacy panties make much more sense. But then they get labeled 'Granny Panties'.
Gah.
Being a girl is hard.
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