A Sleepy Orgy

A conversation that just happened between me and my favorite cousin via text:

Me: Date tonight. I text that I'm exhausted. He responds that I won't be once I've seen him. Hello, creepy.

FC: Be sure to keep your panties on!

Me: It's a group date- so if they come off, Lord help us all.

FC: Maybe it'll be your first orgy. Or the first orgy I know about!

Me: Yes, there are some things even I haven't done...but I'm soooooo tired.

FC: Well, then make sure your part of the orgy is over at the beginning.


And now you all know why she's my favorite ;-)